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Hello world! I am back. I know, I'm very excited and everyone else should be too. I've been embarking on a journey of self discovery as of late. Mostly through watching episodes of Supernatural and eating cashews.

I've been dieting and it's been a bit of a slow burn mostly because I've just been really lazy which doesn't really work well with the whole diet thing. When you diet you need to be active, running, playing, acting like a kid in a park. I am not. I do run every morning, but its hard getting out when your wrapped up in the arms of your mistress, sometimes known as your bed, or as I call it my mastress. I guess it wont hit me until I lose my first dress size but when that will be who knows. I'm content with my curvy size at the moment and will continue to be content with it until I become more awesome than I already am.

There are so many banana's a girl can eat before she freaks out, raids a supermarket and eats the whole thing. What sucks about life is having a shitty metabolism. Food is awesome, and everyone should just eat and not worry about gaining weight or becoming ill with some sort of disease which causes you to cry yourself to sleep. (or make depressing movies about your life. see: 50/50)

I've cheated, I've eaten, but I'm back on my game now. I think that's all that matters.